37 Erma Gerd

# 37

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“I didn’t die!”

 

Number: 37
Nickname: Erma
Hometown: Saint Paul
Real Life Job: Senior Administrative Assistant

Team(s): Officials (Current), Chippewa Valley Roller Derby (2012-13), MedCity Mafia Roller Derby (2015-2017), Minnesota Men’s Roller Derby (since 2016), NSRD Satellites (since 2016), MNRG DebuTaunts (since 2017)
Athletic Background: Marching band, running late to speech team prelim rounds.
Awards and Accolades: My mom and dad say I’m a good official … ?
Most Memorable Derby Moment: When Smarty Pants told me I looked (quote) “f–king intimidating” on the track. *swoon*
What’s Your Bout Day Routine? Wake up, snuggle my cat, text my derby wives, drink Gatorade, eat a zebra cake, gear up, nervous pee, then do the damn thing.
Any Derby Related Metal? Nope *fingers crossed*

Favorite Movie Genre: Comedy, Fantasy, Historical Biopics
What Actor Would Play You in a Movie of Your Life? Rebel Wilson
Favorite Movie Quote: “God created dinosaurs. God destroyed dinosaurs. God created Man. Man destroyed God. Man created dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man…Woman inherits the earth.”