14 Judgment Bae

# 14


Where’s Lemy?


Number: 14
Nickname: J Bae or Jooj
Real Life Job: Professional secret keeper

Team(s): Banger Sisters
Athletic Background: Sports? This potato bod is brought to you exclusively by A Desk Job and Too Many Cheese Curds.
Most Memorable Derby Moment: Prancing happily through a Safeway in Hawaii after finding out I’d been drafted.
What’s Your Bout Day Routine? TBD. Likely to include nervous pee breaks every 20 minutes.
Any Derby Related Metal? Nah brah.

Favorite Movie Genre: Teen dramas I can cry to, or psychological thrillers that leave me in (more of an) existential crisis.
What Actor Would Play You in a Movie of Your Life? Louise Belcher
Favorite Movie Quote: I am a meat popsicle.