Miko Meatsauce

Number: 009 Pronouns: She-Her Nickname(s): Miko Team(s): Violent Friends When did you join North Star?: 2019 What brought you to roller derby?: I saw it on ESPN. Likes: Happy Clem Dislikes: Sad Clem

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Judgment Bae

Number: 14 Pronouns: she/they Nickname(s): JBae & Bae Team(s): Currently Cosmos, has been Banger & TT Skater Special roles/responsibilities: Bangers Staff When did you join North Star?: 2018 What brought you to roller derby?: I saw a Try Guys video about roller derby and thought it seemed like something I should check out! Likes: dim […]

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shE. coli

Pronouns: She/her Nickname: Mean mom, Buy Some Merch Team(s): Bangers (coach), Supernovas (coach), Cosmos (skater) Special Roles/Responsibilities: Merch, Training When did you join North Star Roller Derby? 2010 What brought you to roller derby? I saw an ad on the side of a city bus with North Star skaters on it and thought they looked […]

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Bobash Feory

Number: D2 Nickname: Bobash or Bob Hometown: Neenah, WI Real Life Job: Physical Therapist Team(s): Travel Team and Kilmore Bench Coach Awards and Accolades: Kilmores Roll Model 2016/17 and 2017/18 Favorite Movie Genre: Drama Thrillers What Actor Would Play You in a Movie of Your Life? Emma Stone Favorite Movie Quote: “You pooped in the refrigerator […]

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Feminine Hyjinx

Nickname: Jinx Pronouns: She/her Real Life Job: Engineer Team(s): SuperNovas and Northern Lights Athletic Background: Running, soccer, triathlons What’s Your Bout Day Routine? Visualization and listening to music Favorite Movie Genre: Comedy

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Mythbusty

Number: M5 Pronouns: She/her  Nickname: Busty Team(s): Bangers Special roles/responsibilities: Benchy When did you join North Star?: 2010 What brought you to roller derby?: It was a full contact sport with a group of rad folks Likes: Dogs, cats, and Ally McSteel Dislikes: Penalty boxes, locker smells, and driving across Wisconsin

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Freight Train

Number: Likes:  Dislikes:  Athletic Background:  Awards & Accolades:  Positions:  Year you started:  Teams:  Hometown:  Real Life Job:  Any Derby Related Metal?

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Jackie OMG

Athletic Background: Nerd alert…I was in my high school marching band color guard (go Marching Jays!). While some may scoff and say that doesn’t qualify as “athletic,” I would argue otherwise. Spinning and throwing flags/sabres had my arms in the best shape of my life then, and it is the main reason I can still […]

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David Smashelhoff

Number: 2000 Pronouns: He/Him Nickname(s): Hoff Team(s): Delta Delta Di Special roles/responsibilities: Delta Bench Coach, League Trainer When did you join North Star?: 2013 What brought you to roller derby?: I got recruited at the Metrodome back when they ran Rollerdome Likes: Deltas, Pizza, and eating Pizza with the Deltas! Dislikes: When they run out of […]

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Wanda Gogh?

Number: 24 Awards & Accolades: 2008-09 Rockin’ under the Radar, 2010 Big Brains Positions: Bench Coach and Board Member Year you started: 2008 Teams: Kilmore Girls – formally as Delta and Northern Light Hometown: Grand Rapids, Michigan Real Life Job: Media Planner Any Derby Related Metal? No metal, but several torn ligaments    

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Candy Okeson

Number: 31 Likes: Blue, black, & Silver Dislikes: Any other color Athletic Background: 1995-1996 Muay Thai Kickboxing Positions: Ex-Pivot, Ex-Blocker, Current Bench Staff Year you started: 2010 Teams: 2010-2011 Delta 2011-present Banger Hometown: I’d tell you, but then I’d have to kill you Real Life Job: Being awesome Any Derby Related Metal? All natural, baby    

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