404 Deja Bruise

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Nickname(s): Deja

Pronouns: she/her

When did you join North Star?: 2025

Team(s): Kilmores

Special roles/responsibilities: Stay tuned, baby is still getting her bearings

What would you tell your pre-derby self about roller derby?: You’re cruising for a whole lotta bruising and you’re a tougher cookie than you think. Also after enough bike tube chariot plow stops you will realize you enjoy the smell of rubber in the morning

What have been some of your ‘Greatest Hits’ on the track?: “”To hit or not to hit, that is the question.”” These kind of philosophical dalliances would have rendered Hamlet a terrible jammer. In this essay I will

Likes: Stale Oreos, platform sandals, when you park your car and then a favorite song comes on the radio so you linger a little longer to listen

Dislikes: Grocer’s apostrophe’s, wishing I was a little bit taller, wishing I was a baller