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Athletic Background: I was a Junior Olympic swimmer. I held the state record for the 100 meter butterfly and was the first woman in Arizona to swim that event in less than one minute. Most Proud Derby Moment: I was honored to have been given the opportunity to serve a year as Assistant Head of […]
Roller Derby Nickname: Connie Worst Injury To Date: Dislocated and broke ankle in three places. Required 2 plates and 9 screws. Explain Your Derby Name: Concussion – I used to jump head first off the coffee table growing up, on holidays in front of the family for attention. What Brought You To Derby: my grandfather […]
Athletic Background: Nerd alert…I was in my high school marching band color guard (go Marching Jays!). While some may scoff and say that doesn’t qualify as “athletic,” I would argue otherwise. Spinning and throwing flags/sabres had my arms in the best shape of my life then, and it is the main reason I can still […]
Number: 45 Pronouns: She/Her Nickname(s): Scarlet Raven Team(s): Bangers What brought you to roller derby?: I went to a bout, using a mobility aid, and the sport drew me in. I didn’t understand it but knew I needed to play. With my PTs approval I jumped in! Likes: Snacks and landing a solid dead leg […]
Number: 31 Likes: Blue, black, & Silver Dislikes: Any other color Athletic Background: 1995-1996 Muay Thai Kickboxing Positions: Ex-Pivot, Ex-Blocker, Current Bench Staff Year you started: 2010 Teams: 2010-2011 Delta 2011-present Banger Hometown: I’d tell you, but then I’d have to kill you Real Life Job: Being awesome Any Derby Related Metal? All natural, baby
Number: 13 Likes: Knocking people over, cats, things that are shiny and/or sparkly and Doctor Who Dislikes: Being off skates due to injury, not being allow to hip check co-workers and stupid people Athletic Background: Speedskater (on ice), Diver, and one sad season of being a thrower Awards & Accolades: Bangers most sparkly Positions: Blocker, Pivot and in desperate times a […]
Number: 81 Nickname: Jowanna Team(s): Violent Femmes
The Violent Friends are the dirtiest gang around! Might be something about the colors they wear: red for blood and black for their hearts, and the only way out is in a pine box.
You’ll never see them coming, but you’ll know when they arrive. The Kilmores are prepared to fight anyone, anywhere; so strap up your boots and ready the cannons. The Kilmores are ready for battle.
Delta Delta Di is the stuff of legend. This secret society is clouded in mystery, covered in glitter, and armed with brutality! If you know any more than this, you’ve already learned too much. You better watch your back!
Number: 5678 Likes: Cats, red wine, cheeseburgers, Doctor Who, movies, cookies, new toe stops, warm hugs from snowmen Dislikes: Raisins in cookies, wet bread, runny noses, Star Wars prequels, people who hate singing Athletic Background: Choreographer Positions: Blocker, Pivot and crazy-time Jammer Year you started: 2010 Teams: Banger Sisters and Northern Lights Hometown: Geeksville, Population ME Real Life Job: Professional Explainer and Fixer […]
You have a problem with one of the Bangers, you have a problem with the Family. Messing with one of them will have you rethinking your actions in a new pair of cement digs at the bottom of the Mississippi River.