Number: 92 Likes: Kitty cats, sleeping and cowboy boots Dislikes: Loud gum chewers, bad coffee and crutches Athletic Background: Athletic dabbler and runner Positions: Blocker and Jammer in a pinch Year you started: 2014 Teams: Violet Femmes Hometown: White City, Kansas Real Life Job: Project manager Any Derby Related Metal? Titanium trapeze cable holding my ankle together [wc_divider style=”solid” line=”single” margin_top=”” margin_bottom=””]
Athletic Background: Nerd alert…I was in my high school marching band color guard (go Marching Jays!). While some may scoff and say that doesn’t qualify as “athletic,” I would argue otherwise. Spinning and throwing flags/sabres had my arms in the best shape of my life then, and it is the main reason I can still […]
Catch Phrase: Tweet!…Tweet Tweet!…Tweet Tweet Tweet Tweet! Athletic Background: Haha! Most Proud Derby Moment: The Babe City after party. Roller Derby Nickname(s): Harms, Professor Ham, P Harm, Harm Explain Your Derby Name: It was a combination of a typo and inappropriate address in an email I got from a student. My real last name is […]
Athletic Background: Cave mapper since college…includes rappelling, climbing and crawling. Completed 5 marathons 20+ triathlons and even escaped from Alcatraz once. Most Proud Derby Moment: Making the league! Worst Injury To Date: Broken shin while caving…not derby related! Explain Your Derby Name: It comes from the ginormous tattoo on the right side of my body. […]
Explain Your Derby Name: Eppie has long been a nickname, based on my initials (EP). Epinephrine is synthetic adreneline. What Brought You To Derby: I was walking from downtown to Washburn Park and met some girls going into to clinics. They told me about NSRG, it seemed cool, I checked it out. First Thing You […]
Athletic Background: I was a Junior Olympic swimmer. I held the state record for the 100 meter butterfly and was the first woman in Arizona to swim that event in less than one minute. Most Proud Derby Moment: I was honored to have been given the opportunity to serve a year as Assistant Head of […]
Athletic Background: Co-ed Softball, Kickboxing, Volleyball. Roller Derby Nickname(s): Ethyl Explain Your Derby Name: I picked this name because I work in an analytical lab and it is a particularly useful thing to have around, it also is a great name, and reminds me of my favorite scientist. And Ethyl is the best nickname ever! […]
Roller Derby Nickname: Connie Worst Injury To Date: Dislocated and broke ankle in three places. Required 2 plates and 9 screws. Explain Your Derby Name: Concussion – I used to jump head first off the coffee table growing up, on holidays in front of the family for attention. What Brought You To Derby: my grandfather […]
Catch Phrase: (1 Whistle), Color, Number, Penalty. Athletic Background: I’m a Swimmer! I have been a competitive swimmer almost my entire life. I actually only learned how to skate about 4 years ago, just so i could ref roller derby. Most Proud Derby Moment: When me and several other refs make a call at the […]
Athletic Background: I’m a runner! I’ve been running 5ks for just over a year now, and I hope to bump up the mileage to a half-marathon soon! Most Proud Derby Moment: My draft calls from Tober and Statter. Explain Your Derby Name: Back before clinics this year, a coworker nicknamed me “Ash Bash” for the […]
Number: 24 Awards & Accolades: 2008-09 Rockin’ under the Radar, 2010 Big Brains Positions: Bench Coach and Board Member Year you started: 2008 Teams: Kilmore Girls – formally as Delta and Northern Light Hometown: Grand Rapids, Michigan Real Life Job: Media Planner Any Derby Related Metal? No metal, but several torn ligaments
Athletic Background: Nerd alert…I was in my high school marching band color guard (go Marching Jays!). While some may scoff and say that doesn’t qualify as “athletic,” I would argue otherwise. Spinning and throwing flags/sabres had my arms in the best shape of my life then, and it is the main reason I can still […]
Number: 357 Likes: Endurance drills, travel, and my cats Dislikes: Spiders and English Muffins. Please keep both far away from me, I’m not kidding Athletic Background: I grew up running track and cross country, which has now morphed into 1/2 and full marathon running. I also dabble(d) in Crossfit Awards & Accolades: Delta Delta Di Vs. Kilmore Girls MVP 2014, […]
Number: 21 Likes: Science, ice cream, art, the ocean and learning Dislikes: Wimps and whiners Athletic Background: Competitive figure skating, hockey, ballet, yoga, tennis, swimming, ultimate, year round cycling, snowboarding, skateboarding, skiing, archery, hunting, marathoning, triathlons and pie eating contests Positions: Blocker and Jammer Year you started: 2014 Teams: Violent Femmes Hometown: Chicago, IL Real Life Job: Making the cure for […]
Number:638 Positions: Whatever coach tells me to play Year you started: 2014 Any Derby Related Metal? No derby metal [wc_divider style=”solid” line=”single” margin_top=”” margin_bottom=””]
Number: 68 Likes: The corn palace, jager and goats Dislikes: Deer, peas and Bono Athletic Background: River tubing in rattlesnake territory Positions: Blocker and Pivot Year you started: 2011 Teams: Violent Femmes Hometown: Sioux Falls, SD Real Life Job: Future architect [wc_divider style=”solid” line=”single” margin_top=”” margin_bottom=””] Sponsored By MoJoMenace Media [wc_divider style=”solid” line=”single” margin_top=”” margin_bottom=””]
Athletic Background: Marching band? I was terrible at all sports growing up – lanky and awkward with no hand-eye coordination. I never knew I could be athletic until I tried skating. With roller derby there’s no ball, so all you really need is determination! …and having ample booty to throw around doesn’t hurt. Roller Derby […]
Number: 45 Pronouns: She/Her Nickname(s): Scarlet Raven Team(s): Bangers What brought you to roller derby?: I went to a bout, using a mobility aid, and the sport drew me in. I didn’t understand it but knew I needed to play. With my PTs approval I jumped in! Likes: Snacks and landing a solid dead leg […]
Number: 31 Likes: Blue, black, & Silver Dislikes: Any other color Athletic Background: 1995-1996 Muay Thai Kickboxing Positions: Ex-Pivot, Ex-Blocker, Current Bench Staff Year you started: 2010 Teams: 2010-2011 Delta 2011-present Banger Hometown: I’d tell you, but then I’d have to kill you Real Life Job: Being awesome Any Derby Related Metal? All natural, baby
Number: 13 Likes: Knocking people over, cats, things that are shiny and/or sparkly and Doctor Who Dislikes: Being off skates due to injury, not being allow to hip check co-workers and stupid people Athletic Background: Speedskater (on ice), Diver, and one sad season of being a thrower Awards & Accolades: Bangers most sparkly Positions: Blocker, Pivot and in desperate times a […]
Number: 101 Likes: Cuddling, Firm Handshakes and a Good Winker! Dislikes: Pink, Glitter, Cow Chompers and Black Licorice Athletic Background: Jam skater at heart, Pool Shark, Darts, Foosball…oh and swim team Awards & Accolades: Apple Festival Button Design Winner 2007. BOOM! Positions: Jammer, Pivot and Blocker Year you started: 2008 Teams: Violet Femmes Hometown: La Crosse, WI Real Life Job: Phlebotomist- Children’s Hospital […]
Number: 81 Nickname: Jowanna Team(s): Violent Femmes
The Violent Friends are the dirtiest gang around! Might be something about the colors they wear: red for blood and black for their hearts, and the only way out is in a pine box.
You’ll never see them coming, but you’ll know when they arrive. The Kilmores are prepared to fight anyone, anywhere; so strap up your boots and ready the cannons. The Kilmores are ready for battle.
Delta Delta Di is the stuff of legend. This secret society is clouded in mystery, covered in glitter, and armed with brutality! If you know any more than this, you’ve already learned too much. You better watch your back!
Number: 5678 Likes: Cats, red wine, cheeseburgers, Doctor Who, movies, cookies, new toe stops, warm hugs from snowmen Dislikes: Raisins in cookies, wet bread, runny noses, Star Wars prequels, people who hate singing Athletic Background: Choreographer Positions: Blocker, Pivot and crazy-time Jammer Year you started: 2010 Teams: Banger Sisters and Northern Lights Hometown: Geeksville, Population ME Real Life Job: Professional Explainer and Fixer […]
You have a problem with one of the Bangers, you have a problem with the Family. Messing with one of them will have you rethinking your actions in a new pair of cement digs at the bottom of the Mississippi River.