Indeed We Can NSRD Fundraiser

Grab a drink with North Star Roller Derby on August 30th between 3-11pm at Indeed Brewing! Proceeds earned will be donated to NSRD and help keep us rolling

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Season 19 Home Team Schedule Join us for thrilling bouts starting at 7 PM, with happy hour kicking off at 6 PM Date Bout Location November 22, 2024 TBD Quincy Hall Minneapolis, MN January 17, 2025 TBD Quincy Hall Minneapolis, MN Feburary 21, 2025 TBD Quincy Hall Minneapolis, MN March 14, 2025 TBD Quincy Hall […]

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Season 13

NSRD is excited to announce our Season 13 bout dates! Mark your calendars and get ready for another season of derby excitement with the Banger Sisters, Delta Delta Di, Kilmore Girls, and Violent Femmes! Single game and season tickets are available now at Brown Paper Tickets. Get your season pass to all four exciting home […]

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Season 11

The stars will be out in full force as we kick off our 11th season with a home team mini tournament! The Delta Delta Di, the Kilmore Girls, the Banger Sisters, and the Violent Femmes will debut their new rookies and pull out all the stops to show why their team is a force to […]

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Arson Welles

Arson Welles, Officials, North Star Roller Derby

Nickname: Arson Pronouns: He/Him Team(s): Officials How long have you been with Northstar? 7 Years

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Staff

Behind every minute of on-the-track action, is a team of dedicated and talented staff. Providing a range of talents and skills including safety, announcing, production, ticketing and much more, the staff are among the most dedicated of NSRD’s volunteer corp. 

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Beretta Lynn

Number:  92 Likes: Kitty cats, sleeping and cowboy boots Dislikes: Loud gum chewers, bad coffee and crutches Athletic Background: Athletic dabbler and runner Positions: Blocker and Jammer in a pinch Year you started: 2014 Teams: Violet Femmes Hometown: White City, Kansas Real Life Job: Project manager Any Derby Related Metal? Titanium trapeze cable holding my ankle together [wc_divider style=”solid” line=”single” margin_top=”” margin_bottom=””]

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Jackie OMG

Athletic Background: Nerd alert…I was in my high school marching band color guard (go Marching Jays!). While some may scoff and say that doesn’t qualify as “athletic,” I would argue otherwise. Spinning and throwing flags/sabres had my arms in the best shape of my life then, and it is the main reason I can still […]

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Professor Harm

Catch Phrase: Tweet!…Tweet Tweet!…Tweet Tweet Tweet Tweet! Athletic Background: Haha! Most Proud Derby Moment: The Babe City after party. Roller Derby Nickname(s): Harms, Professor Ham, P Harm, Harm Explain Your Derby Name: It was a combination of a typo and inappropriate address in an email I got from a student. My real last name is […]

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Lady Slipper

Athletic Background: Cave mapper since college…includes rappelling, climbing and crawling. Completed 5 marathons 20+ triathlons and even escaped from Alcatraz once. Most Proud Derby Moment: Making the league! Worst Injury To Date: Broken shin while caving…not derby related! Explain Your Derby Name: It comes from the ginormous tattoo on the right side of my body. […]

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Eppie Neffrin

Explain Your Derby Name: Eppie has long been a nickname, based on my initials (EP). Epinephrine is synthetic adreneline. What Brought You To Derby: I was walking from downtown to Washburn Park and met some girls going into to clinics. They told me about NSRG, it seemed cool, I checked it out. First Thing You […]

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Dizz Reputable

Athletic Background: I was a Junior Olympic swimmer. I held the state record for the 100 meter butterfly and was the first woman in Arizona to swim that event in less than one minute. Most Proud Derby Moment: I was honored to have been given the opportunity to serve a year as Assistant Head of […]

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Di-Ethyl Ether

Athletic Background: Co-ed Softball, Kickboxing, Volleyball. Roller Derby Nickname(s): Ethyl Explain Your Derby Name: I picked this name because I work in an analytical lab and it is a particularly useful thing to have around, it also is a great name, and reminds me of my favorite scientist. And Ethyl is the best nickname ever! […]

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Connie Cussion

Roller Derby Nickname: Connie Worst Injury To Date: Dislocated and broke ankle in three places. Required 2 plates and 9 screws. Explain Your Derby Name: Concussion – I used to jump head first off the coffee table growing up, on holidays in front of the family for attention. What Brought You To Derby: my grandfather […]

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BoxKick Murphy

Catch Phrase: (1 Whistle), Color, Number, Penalty. Athletic Background: I’m a Swimmer! I have been a competitive swimmer almost my entire life. I actually only learned how to skate about 4 years ago, just so i could ref roller derby. Most Proud Derby Moment: When me and several other refs make a call at the […]

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Ash Bash

Athletic Background: I’m a runner! I’ve been running 5ks for just over a year now, and I hope to bump up the mileage to a half-marathon soon! Most Proud Derby Moment: My draft calls from Tober and Statter. Explain Your Derby Name: Back before clinics this year, a coworker nicknamed me “Ash Bash” for the […]

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Wanda Gogh?

Number: 24 Awards & Accolades: 2008-09 Rockin’ under the Radar, 2010 Big Brains Positions: Bench Coach and Board Member Year you started: 2008 Teams: Kilmore Girls – formally as Delta and Northern Light Hometown: Grand Rapids, Michigan Real Life Job: Media Planner Any Derby Related Metal? No metal, but several torn ligaments    

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Jackie OMG

Athletic Background: Nerd alert…I was in my high school marching band color guard (go Marching Jays!). While some may scoff and say that doesn’t qualify as “athletic,” I would argue otherwise. Spinning and throwing flags/sabres had my arms in the best shape of my life then, and it is the main reason I can still […]

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Kee Lime Die

Number: 357 Likes: Endurance drills, travel, and my cats Dislikes: Spiders and English Muffins. Please keep both far away from me, I’m not kidding Athletic Background: I grew up running track and cross country, which has now morphed into 1/2 and full marathon running. I also dabble(d) in Crossfit Awards & Accolades: Delta Delta Di Vs. Kilmore Girls MVP 2014, […]

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Katastrophe

 Number: 21  Likes: Science, ice cream, art, the ocean and learning  Dislikes: Wimps and whiners  Athletic Background: Competitive figure skating, hockey, ballet, yoga, tennis, swimming, ultimate, year round cycling, snowboarding, skateboarding, skiing, archery, hunting, marathoning, triathlons and pie eating contests  Positions: Blocker and Jammer  Year you started: 2014  Teams: Violent Femmes  Hometown: Chicago, IL  Real Life Job: Making the cure for […]

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Bikini Chill

Number:638 Positions: Whatever coach tells me to play Year you started: 2014 Any Derby Related Metal? No derby metal           [wc_divider style=”solid” line=”single” margin_top=”” margin_bottom=””]

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Unicorn Slayer

 Number: 68  Likes: The corn palace, jager and goats  Dislikes: Deer, peas and Bono  Athletic Background: River tubing in rattlesnake territory  Positions: Blocker and Pivot  Year you started: 2011  Teams: Violent Femmes  Hometown: Sioux Falls, SD  Real Life Job: Future architect       [wc_divider style=”solid” line=”single” margin_top=”” margin_bottom=””] Sponsored By MoJoMenace Media [wc_divider style=”solid” line=”single” margin_top=”” margin_bottom=””]

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Wrath’matician

Athletic Background: Marching band? I was terrible at all sports growing up – lanky and awkward with no hand-eye coordination. I never knew I could be athletic until I tried skating. With roller derby there’s no ball, so all you really need is determination! …and having ample booty to throw around doesn’t hurt. Roller Derby […]

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Scarlet Raven

Number: 45 Pronouns: She/Her Nickname(s): Scarlet Raven Team(s): Bangers  What brought you to roller derby?: I went to a bout, using a mobility aid, and the sport drew me in. I didn’t understand it but knew I needed to play. With my PTs approval I jumped in! Likes: Snacks and landing a solid dead leg […]

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Candy Okeson

Number: 31 Likes: Blue, black, & Silver Dislikes: Any other color Athletic Background: 1995-1996 Muay Thai Kickboxing Positions: Ex-Pivot, Ex-Blocker, Current Bench Staff Year you started: 2010 Teams: 2010-2011 Delta 2011-present Banger Hometown: I’d tell you, but then I’d have to kill you Real Life Job: Being awesome Any Derby Related Metal? All natural, baby    

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Satellites – Recreational Roller Derby

Satellites is North Star Roller Derby’s training program – an entry point to skating roles within the league. We can take you from learning how to skate forward to landing big hits on the track, all in an inclusive learning environment. No prior skating experience is required!

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Travel Team

North Star Roller Derby supports two interleague travel teams. The WFTDA Charter team, the Supernovas, bout to maintain eligibility for WFTDA rankings and tournaments. The B-team, the Northern Lights, competes against other B-level teams in bouts and tournaments that maintain and support athletic development although they do not count for rankings. Both travel teams work and train together.

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Officials

The North Star Roller Derby Officials train as hard as any league skater in order to maintain a smooth running game. Some on skates, and some off, each member of this team is integral to success. While sometimes they may give skaters the side eye, they are always up for a good rules discussion afterward!

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Giggity Giggity

Number: 101 Likes: Cuddling, Firm Handshakes and a Good Winker! Dislikes: Pink, Glitter, Cow Chompers and Black Licorice Athletic Background: Jam skater at heart, Pool Shark, Darts, Foosball…oh and swim team Awards & Accolades: Apple Festival Button Design Winner 2007. BOOM! Positions: Jammer, Pivot and Blocker Year you started: 2008 Teams: Violet Femmes Hometown: La Crosse, WI Real Life Job: Phlebotomist- Children’s Hospital […]

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Violent Friends

The Violent Friends are the dirtiest gang around! Might be something about the colors they wear: red for blood and black for their hearts, and the only way out is in a pine box.

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Kilmores

You’ll never see them coming, but you’ll know when they arrive. The Kilmores are prepared to fight anyone, anywhere; so strap up your boots and ready the cannons. The Kilmores are ready for battle.

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Delta Delta Di

Delta Delta Di is the stuff of legend. This secret society is clouded in mystery, covered in glitter, and armed with brutality! If you know any more than this, you’ve already learned too much. You better watch your back!

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Bangers

You have a problem with one of the Bangers, you have a problem with the Family. Messing with one of them will have you rethinking your actions in a new pair of cement digs at the bottom of the Mississippi River.

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