Nickname: Moe
Real Life Job:Office Space meets The IT Crowd

Team(s): Violent Femmes
Athletic Background: Dance, monkey, dance!
Awards and Accolades: “You’re the best, Moe”
What’s Your Bout Day Routine?: Help set-up, sit at check-in table, eat snacks, give out high fives.
Any Derby Related Metal: Nope, just scrambled brains.

What Actor Would Play You in a Movie of Your Life?: John C. Reilly
Favorite Movie Quote / Line: “It’s in the computer.” -Derek Zoolander