Broadcast Announcer Smalls

Broadcast Announcer

Smalls

Get with your buddies


Number: 67
Nickname: “That tall guy” or “Hey, is that a giraffe on roller skates?”
Hometown: Minneapolis, MN
Real Life Job: Computer Janitor

Team(s): Violent Femmes, Thunderjacks (MMRD), TC Terrors (MMRD) and Terrordactyls (MMRD)
Athletic Background: Basketball for a hot second, because I’m tall I guess
Most Memorable Derby Moment: Taking 8 star passes against the GateKeepers (#1 team in MRDA), like a boss.

Favorite Movie Genre: 90’s Action Movies
What Actor Would Play You in a Movie of Your Life? Stephen Merchant
Favorite Movie Quote“Welcome to the party pal” -John McClane