1978 Weird Val Shankabitch

# 1978

Weird Val Shankabitch, Kilmore Girls, North Star Roller Derby

This is why we can’t have nice things.


Number: 1978
Nickname: Weird
Hometown: Elgin, IL
Real Life Job: 911 Dispatcher

Team(s): Kilmores
Athletic Background: Walking the dog, wandering around
Most Memorable Derby Moment: Seeing the Reidell factory when I bought my new skates
What’s Your Bout Day Routine? Sleep or help with set up, then go bout
Any Derby Related Metal? No

Favorite Movie Genre: Documentaries
What Actor Would Play You in a Movie of Your Life? Someone unknown… it would be a pretty low-budget production
Favorite Movie Quote: D’oh